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« on: September 03, 2016, 11:28:35 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 10:53:29 AM »

Grandpa you should consider.....a bearded grand dad!!!

Fark it's father day today.

I better run over to Aldi and buy him some crumpets.

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 12:19:50 PM »

How cool is the drummer...........

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2016, 02:30:13 AM »


 Starvin Dimmock



And he'll leave you with a glint in your eye
A bit of loose beard hair on your bed side
And some pash-rash between your thighs, oh my.....
Congratulations you've had sex with a bearded man          Number 7
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2016, 11:04:29 AM »

Ow  Number 7, I give that song 7 wet doggy dimmocks  Dimmock Dog Shit

Nah, seriously, it's a funny one  Band

Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without my junior beard.

I could have sworn that I had at least a 4mm stubble before going to bed.

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2016, 12:07:11 PM »

Lets all share a moments silence for c00ter's beard


R.I.P. Fluffy......         Tears


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Im off to Bunnings for a sausage         sign7
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2016, 04:44:40 PM »



hot off the press two days ago..

what's ya reckon  Number 7 ?

this hairy lovely given you a huge stiffy?  large member

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Body-image activist, runway model, and beautiful bearded woman Harnaam Kaur has just broken yet another boundary — by landing herself in the book of Guinness World Records for 2017.

“I am super proud to hold this record, the inner child in me is so pleased. I grew up reading this book, I even tried breaking some of my own records wanting to be in this book,” Kaur, 24, wrote on Instagram Thursday. Rather than remove her facial hair — the result of a hormonal condition called polycystic ovarian syndrome, for which September happens to be awareness month — the British challenger of beauty norms has chosen to nurture her whiskers.

“It is amazing to be valued and celebrated being a Bearded Lady. I am proud to hold this amazing record,” she continued. “I hope those who read or see my record can take away positivity, inspiration and realise that no matter who you are or what you look like, you are officially amazing!”
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/this-bearded-lady-just-made-it-into-the-book-of-guinness-world-records-160214592.html
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2016, 05:51:46 PM »

goodness me..... icon_scratch   im not sure what to think....... dontknow


I think the question here really is 'would you consider having sex with a bearded lady?'



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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2016, 06:07:39 PM »

...'would you consider having sex with a bearded lady?'

Ya need some of that red lippy,  Number 7

sign10 I'm not sure whom I'd consider bending over first; that beaded lady, or Starvin Dimmock

I think I'll stick with the  Cool Chicken
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2016, 03:56:20 PM »

Oh no!

I found and bought a 1962 AUSTRALIAN made valve guitar amp at a recent Hamfest.

Its an ACE Radio Sonata, made in Marrickville.

The phone number on the front is so old it starts with letters!

It has 2 8 inch "extended range" MSP 8tax speakers.

Beautiful.

Mine doesn't have the valve vibrato option... yet  sign10 I have a circuit and will add it so it looks like its been there from the start.



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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2016, 04:44:31 PM »

Sonata? That's the name of the white wine I drink.

I just tried to stuff a speaker into 4 liter wine box.



Better get this topic back on track before the hairy one returns...

 Wood Chopping Chopper, would you considered having sex with a bearded man?
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2016, 08:16:12 PM »

 Dimmock Dog Shit


Nice amp  Wood Chopping Grandpa

However it seems to be as lacking as c00ters lexia in the beard department

Can we do something about this ?       Number 7 

Poor  Starvin Dimmock cant even grow eyebrows.....
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2016, 08:26:39 PM »

If I keep my hair growing I might be able to pull off a 'Cousin Itt' throw over cover-all beard.

I read somewhere a zillion years ago that under that hair, 'Cousin Itt' was a clean shaven ghoul.
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Number 7 maybe you might consider having sex with a clean shaven, but very hairy ghoul?

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