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« on: October 05, 2017, 02:54:57 PM »

I love scanning eBay and Gumtree, etc. for bargains and scammers.
When I see something I like but cant afford, or don't really need,
or see a scam or rip off, I troll the sellers in the messages.

Today's troll 1: An iPhone 4S on Gumtree for $181. I sent the lady a question with funny statement (I'll add that later) and offered $50 instead. She replied yes to $50 because of my "sense of humor" troll message. Bugger, I'm actually considering buying it now instead of another I have set up for $40 (has probs and only a model 4) with another lady. Screen shots of that after I figure out which one I want.

In the mean time...
Today's troll 2: I love it when sellers say "PRICE FIXED".
It's like waving a red towel in front of my troll horns  icon_bounce

GUMTREE:
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/southport/iphone/iphone-4s-16gb-black-white-colour/1161660287
SELLER: Platinum Phone (Southport)
ITEM: IPHONE 4S 16GB BLACK/WHITE COLOUR
PRICE: $120!!!!!!!!!!!
MY TROLL NAME: James Brown
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Someone famous like James Brown own this old non-supported clunker? The same thing is on ebay for $70, and that seller has to pay paypal, ebay and postage fee's. I'll drop 50 cash on ya'll for a white one out the door today. I feel good. Check it jive turkey, 70 at ebay >> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/iPhone-4s-16GB-SmartPhone-Mobile-UNLOCKED-EXCELLENT-WORKING-CONDITION-AU-Stock-/322660247656?var=&hash=item4b200ca868:m:mlhX-RlZTdaiKOvtMzQomnQ

SELLER REPLY: pending Russell Coight




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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2017, 02:13:53 PM »

Update: The troll got trolled. iPhone from $181 down to $50

I lost the original copy of the Gumtree troll message I sent... it went something like..

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'Come on mate, why so expensive? Did a famous movie or rock star own it? It's an old telephone people use for door stops and mp3 players now days. I'll give you $50 cash today, I need a door stop! Dave.'

She (troll seller toothy3) emailed back and said yes to $50  icon_scratch

Little did I know at the time of my first message that 4S 32gb iPhones are going for $120+ on eBay.  Crazy

Fark, I didn't really want it, but I went and got it anyway. Kinda awkward facing the people I trolled (her husband was there as well making jokes at me) on Gumtree. They were cool. Even signed my make shift ownership transfer BS.

Later after checking the phone over and finding it in perfect condition, I got trollie legs and sent them a free $50 lawn mower service offer. What a fricking useless troll I am.

Ow well, I just got $20 for my old Nokia E63 (which is what I paid for it three years ago) The guy even paid the extra $8.50 for postage to Victoria.

Haha, troll those Victorians Cool Chicken


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Reply #1 on: October 15, 2017, 02:13:53 PM

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2017, 03:27:03 PM »

Since you dont want it I will swap you my sunday indy ticket for it   thumbsup

Thats $80 worth of value and saves me trying to sell it for $50 at saturday night concert

I will even include a free secure park-n-ride service for your  121 Bubble

Lots of  Boobs  go there on the sunday you will have a great time    sex  
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2017, 04:32:04 PM »

181 down to 50.

Now you're offering 80 down to 50? A movie or rock star own and sign those tickets?

Keep trolling, troll junior  Number 7

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2017, 05:09:54 PM »


 A movie or rock star own and sign those tickets?


No (nobody has seen said ticket as yet)

I can try get a driver to sign it over the weekend if it will seal the deal

How much will you pay if I can get a scantily dressed promo girl to sign it ?   Boobs
and I can send you a pic of her holding my pen if you like....   evil6
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2017, 05:19:15 PM »

hang on Im a rock star   Guitar

I will have owned the ticket and I can sign it for you   Australia Flag
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2017, 05:47:36 PM »

hang on Im a rock star   Guitar

Rock star that doesn't exist on google search?

No pesos from that investment...

How about a night with BROWN FINGER (wah, wah wah wahhhhh) for the ticket?

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2017, 06:30:03 PM »

I think its worth a bit more than that

Might need a ride again tho if ur   4x4   is up to it
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